My God-Damn Darwin Fish is Gone:
Yes, I notice the irony in the title
I have many stickers and things on the back of my car. I have an evolved sticker, from the tattoo parlor (if you don’t know of my tattoo, go here). I also have a magnetic ribbon that says ‘support gamers’. There is a Jesus Fish that has the words “’N Chips” in it (fish and chips, get it). I have a ‘students for Strickland’ sticker and a ‘come to the dark side, we have cookies’ magnate. Basically, I have a smörgåsbord of fun stickers. However, I also used to have another fish, a Darwin one…
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So, that is my Darwin Fish. It used to be on the back of my car, right next to my other fish, but now there is only some sticky residue there. I leave my car outside of my apartment, and I am surrounded by tens of thousands of other college kids. So, who, during the week between I last noticed it and today when I saw it was gone, managed to take it off of my car?
Personally, I think it is the guy in the house across the road, he has a McCain sticker on his truck and a Jesus fish on it. That said, however, I wouldn’t take his fish, or even blame him, because that would be wrong.
Yeah, I am pretty sure I know who did it, but I will not act. My morals prevent me from doing this. Even without believing in his God the way he does, I still have grand morals. It would be destroying property, trespassing, and stealing. Furthermore, harming another, or their property, merely because you are in disagreement, is wrong and idiotic. Seriously, how the hell Christian justify stealing this from my car?
Yes, this is a rant over something that cost me about $5.45 (receipt was in my bag, don’t ask me why), but I don’t want to buy another. Seriously, who the fuck takes a sticker off another’s car simply because they disagree?

Robert M. Barga Reply:
June 7th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
I said i thought it might be him. I have suspicions because he has bitched about it before several times and said he thinks it should be destoyed
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